1 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:06,600 Mate, I'm pretty sure I can smell booze on you. 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:07,600 Don't you not drink? 3 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:09,400 I have the odd drink now. 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:10,680 Okay. 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,040 Well, I'm not moving back here. 6 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,880 I don't want to die in Walthamstow. 7 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,160 You're not gonna die, and this isn't Walthamstow. 8 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:19,360 - This is Douglas. - Aloha. 9 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,120 Harita: She said you told her that she was too beautiful 10 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,600 to work in the same building as you. 11 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,840 Well, she told me that she wanted to suck my cock 12 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,360 until I passed out. 13 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,600 That kind of language is utterly inappropriate. 14 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:32,640 I fuckin' agree. 15 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,280 Harita: Plus, none of the autopsies showed conclusively 16 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,400 that it was triolaphan that killed those guys. 17 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:43,840 But it's time for us to tell the British public we're sorry. 18 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,880 Though we can't actually say that. 19 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,280 In other news, it's great to welcome Rob Norris 20 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:49,760 and his creative eye back. 21 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,520 Rob's been in Montreal these past few weeks 22 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,080 teaching a course in pharmaceutical marketing 23 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,520 at McGill University's School of Business. 24 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,080 Good to have you back, Rob. 25 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,280 It's good to be back. 26 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,560 Uh, I very much appreciate that gesture, 27 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:04,960 but we can't-- 28 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,320 I massaged the truth a bit, so what? 29 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,360 Thought it might be easier that way. 30 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,520 - Thank you, I-- - I'll see you at the extended release 31 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,240 transdermal cyclobenzaprine meeting. 32 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,720 We should come up with an acronym for that, 33 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,360 'cause it takes a while to say. 34 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,680 I just wanted to say... 35 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,120 I'm back from Canada, 36 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,800 and it's good to be back. 37 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,040 Okay. 38 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,400 All right. I'll see you around. 39 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,720 ♪♪ 40 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,640 [knocking] 41 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,880 Fergal: Mate, are you gonna be there for a while? 42 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,800 There's a toilet downstairs. 43 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,480 That seat's rickety. 44 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,880 You might want to get it fixed. 45 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,760 Huh. Just winding you up. 46 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,760 Good one. 47 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,280 Ooh. Jesus! 48 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,880 Seriously, you might need to see a doctor. 49 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,400 He needs to not be in this house anymore. 50 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,560 What's he done now? 51 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,120 One of my core beliefs is that 52 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,440 I should be able to take a shit in my own home 53 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,280 without being bothered by a stranger. 54 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,560 He's doing you a favor. 55 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,400 Seriously, it cannot be good for you 56 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,680 sitting like that for hours with your arsehole open. 57 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,360 Something's gonna fall out one day. 58 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,520 - Or crawl in. - [chuckles] 59 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,840 - What time are you up? - I gotta get in early. 60 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:32,680 We have some MPs coming in that we have to bribe. 61 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,440 We fucked up on a clinical trial 62 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,600 and a little girl in Sheffield 63 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,040 grew an ear on her neck. 64 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,400 Yeah, but that's when you were on leave, right? 65 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,240 Yeah, I never would have signed off on that. 66 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,920 [chuckles] 67 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,120 What's it like being back? 68 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,240 - Is it horrible? - It's not wonderful. 69 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,960 Well, if it's any consolation, 70 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,320 you going back to a job you hate so we don't lose our home 71 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,440 gives me the massive horn. 72 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,760 That does sound nice. 73 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,680 I don't mean right now. Not now. 74 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,240 Had a big dinner. 75 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,920 Do you feel bad that neither of us 76 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,840 is gonna be with the kids now? 77 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,640 I mean, I went back to work and they had to get used to you, 78 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,840 and now you're, like, fuck you, I'm off, too. 79 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,160 What, fuck you, I need to earn money to support my family? 80 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:10,680 That's the opposite of fuck you. 81 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,840 - Fuck you. - Fuck off. 82 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,320 [chuckles] 83 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,760 We need to sort out a child minder, though. 84 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,960 Like a proper child minder if we're both working. 85 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,560 It was all right when Anna was our babysitter. 86 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,880 I mean, you're babysitter's supposed to be shit. 87 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,440 Yeah, all they have to do is put 'em to bed, 88 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,720 and then just sit there. 89 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,360 She doesn't just sit there. 90 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,120 You know when we went to see "Jason Bourne"? 91 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,640 When we got back, the living room smelled of sex. 92 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:31,800 No, it didn't. 93 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,320 Well, it at least smelled of solo sex. 94 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,400 Maybe she just microwaved a Findus Crispy pancake. 95 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,960 [chuckles] What's that thing on her neck now? 96 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,280 Is that a wound dressing? 97 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,760 Oh, I thought it was a nicotine patch. 98 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,280 Well, whatever it is, I don't want Muireann 99 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,880 peckin' it off and chewin' on it. 100 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,480 - [chuckles] - [cell phone rings] 101 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,800 Oh, it's Mum. 102 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:55,760 Hello. 103 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,560 [woman moaning] 104 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,440 - [knocking] - Don't come in! 105 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,640 Do you not see the sock on the doorknob, for fuck's sake? 106 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,160 Look, it's a normal thing that people do, okay? Relax. 107 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,880 Dad had a stroke. 108 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,200 What? 109 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,880 On the plane. [sniffling] 110 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,240 On the way home. 111 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,280 [sobbing] Fucking Ryanair. 112 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,280 ♪♪ 113 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,400 Ah, that's what that is. 114 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,240 We-- We were wondering what that was on your, um-- 115 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,440 Sorry to hear about your dad. 116 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,600 Oh, thanks. Thanks for doing this. 117 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,200 I've gotta head over there and-- 118 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,120 Did you know him well? 119 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,880 My Dad? Uh, yeah. Yeah. 120 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,160 So, you're going to Ireland now? 121 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,760 - Yeah, because-- - Yeah, they do it 122 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,440 pretty quickly over there, don't they? 123 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,720 I mean, my Irish cousin Mav, she died, 124 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,760 and you know how you lot do the open casket. 125 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:44,720 - I do, yeah. - Yeah, well, she was still warm, 126 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,080 and I thought it was because she was beside the radiator, 127 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,400 but, you know, I touched it and it wasn't even on. 128 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,840 Well, my dad's not dead. He just had a stroke. 129 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,960 Oh, great. Have a nice trip, then. 130 00:04:58,720 --> 00:04:59,640 Okay. 131 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,280 [laughing] 132 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,880 Oh, hey, Margaret. 133 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,160 That's a nice blouse. 134 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,600 Uh, I would buy that for my wife. 135 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,280 - Pardon? - Tina, 136 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,560 I also like your blazer. 137 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:13,720 For my wife. 138 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,920 - Top cupboard. - Sorry? 139 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,480 If you're looking for coffee patches, 140 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,840 - they're in the top cupboard. - Thanks. 141 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,360 Oh, and they're all good. 142 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,320 I took the decaf packets and threw 'em away. 143 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,360 - Not on my watch. - Strong move, my man. 144 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,320 - Rafe Bales. - Rob Norris. 145 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,440 Yeah, I know. I started a few weeks ago. 146 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,560 I guess while you were teaching a course at McGill School of Business. 147 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,160 Sure. How you finding it? 148 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,200 Good. I mean, it's a good company. 149 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,360 Good folks. Tacos on the roof. 150 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,520 - Tacos on the roof? - Yeah. 151 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,680 They do tacos on the roof now. 152 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:51,200 On Fridays. It's awesome. 153 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,200 Do you like tacos? 154 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,840 Do I look like I like tacos? 155 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,080 You look like you enjoy a taco from time to time, yeah. 156 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,360 You better believe I do. 157 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,520 Well, I'll see you up there then. 158 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,000 I'll just finish making my coffee, 159 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,560 and then I will see you up there. 160 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,320 - On Friday. - That's what I meant. 161 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,040 - Okay. - All right. 162 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,160 'Cause the real issue is the ambulance from the airport 163 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,080 got caught up in the rugby match traffic, 164 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,560 you know, it was an exhibition match, yeah, France-Ireland, 165 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,920 so it was a pretty hot ticket, to say the least. 166 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,120 And that was at the same time the Ed Sheeran gig 167 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,240 was getting out of the RDS Arena, so you know, 168 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:21,880 traffic wise, he couldn't have picked a worse time to-- [chuckles] 169 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:25,000 But, uh, anyway, luckily, it wasn't that big of a stroke. 170 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,080 But, uh, because of his stroke last year-- 171 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,800 What stroke last year? 172 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,200 His stroke was two days ago. 173 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,120 No, no, no, no, the first stroke. 174 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,160 Uh, the dementia you've spoken about 175 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,800 is almost certainly a consequence of the stroke he had last year. 176 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,480 What, this was his second stroke? 177 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,000 Yes. 178 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,160 Oh, great. 179 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,360 Oh, well, that-- that's great. 180 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,200 Well, he didn't want to make a fuss. 181 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,360 And it wasn't a big one. 182 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,840 It's not a fuss, he's my dad. 183 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,360 We need to know if our father's had a stroke. 184 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,640 You-- You're so secretive. 185 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:51,640 What the hell? 186 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:52,960 And what about you? 187 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,120 What do you mean, what about me? 188 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,880 Well, you're hardly an open book. 189 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,040 You kept the fact that you were seeing that Sinn Fein counselor 190 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,400 quiet for a long time. 191 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,720 What? I was 18, and it wasn't a Sinn Fein-- 192 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,880 I'm just saying you're a bit of a dark horse yourself. 193 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,560 Jesus. Mum. 194 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,320 Even medically, I need to know, let alone-- 195 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,640 You know Dad and I share genes. 196 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,080 I mean, you don't need to worry because-- 197 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,760 - I don't need to worry? - No, I don't mean-- 198 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:17,120 Look, I need to know if I'm gonna keel over and have a stroke one day 199 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:20,000 when I'm reading Frankie the fuckin' Gruffalo. 200 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,200 - Stokes aren't hereditary. - Oh, shut up, Fergal. 201 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,360 - No, no, he's correct. - Oh, and you would-- 202 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,520 Okay. 203 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,440 Thanks. 204 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,520 ♪♪ 205 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,160 Honey, I'm home. 206 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,200 Yeah. What's up? 207 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,800 Well, uh, Fran told me about Sharon's dad, 208 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,080 and her going to Ireland and leaving you all alone, 209 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,600 so I thought I'd check in, make sure you hadn't gone full Winehouse. 210 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,440 Look, Chris, I don't need-- 211 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,120 You told me more than once you had a problem with booze, 212 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,160 and when somebody tells you something about themselves, 213 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,360 I've learned it's a good idea to listen. 214 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:53,760 Look, there's a spectrum that we're all on-- 215 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,240 A spectrum? 216 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:56,840 Christ, I haven't drunk today. 217 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,040 Do you want to smell my breath? 218 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,160 No. You want to smell my balls? 219 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,160 No, uh, but let me make you a cup of tea. 220 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,600 No, thank you. I have miles to go before I sleep. 221 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:10,760 I like your tattoo, what is it? 222 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,920 It's a female panther. 223 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,760 I like your jacket. 224 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,440 All right, let's go in. 225 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,440 ♪♪ 226 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,400 Carol: I should have known when he said 227 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,960 he could smell strawberries. 228 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,240 Fresh fruit on Ryanair. That'll never happen. 229 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,640 Some chance. 230 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,240 They didn't even make an announcement. 231 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,560 But credit to Des, he did stroke quite quietly. 232 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,760 He doesn't like to make a fuss. 233 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,200 When Harry had his stroke, 234 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,960 he knocked over a display pyramid 235 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,520 of Pepsi Max in the supermarket. 236 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,000 Well, there's no good place to have one. 237 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,400 Are you still in your mum's place? 238 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:46,120 Yeah. God. Grimsville, Idaho, 239 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,560 but still, it's only a dart and two buses to see the girls. 240 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,160 Yeah. 241 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,200 God, Fergal's lookin' well, isn't he? 242 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,360 I found this. Look. [chuckles] 243 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,160 Where's that from? 244 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,600 Oh, Sharon used to be a flight attendant 245 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:58,840 for retarded slut airlines. 246 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,320 [laughing] 247 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,840 St. Mary's step's ball. 248 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,120 Look at the state of ya. 249 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,920 [laughs] How are you, Fergal? 250 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,320 I haven't seen you since the wedding. 251 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,400 Eh, all right. You still with houseboat Harry? 252 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,120 Oh, God, no, no, I left him when he hit me. 253 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,760 What? You never told me that. He hit you? 254 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:16,360 Yeah. Well, I mean, he hit me with the thing he threw at me. 255 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,120 Threw his iPod shuffle at me. 256 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,920 So I just left. Left all my stuff, 257 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,480 and I just walked out in the middle of the night. 258 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,280 - Well, I mean, that's great. - Well, actually, 259 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,640 I mean, I went back the next night to get my purse. 260 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,240 Oh, no. Of course. 261 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,240 And to sink his boat. 262 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,120 I sank his boat. 263 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,720 You still married? 264 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,440 I just remembered I left a joint 265 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,280 under the floorboard of my bedroom 20 years ago. 266 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,760 [chuckles] Well, what are we doing down here? 267 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,000 You okay? Do you want a cup of tea? 268 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,320 Oh, you're talking to me now. 269 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,680 Mum, I was never not talking to you. 270 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,000 I was just not looking at you. 271 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,560 I'm going to check on your father. 272 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,320 Fergal's looking well. 273 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,240 Thank you. 274 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,240 ♪♪ 275 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,360 Hi again. 276 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,440 Man, you'd better shut me off 277 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,200 or there won't be any carne asada left for anybody else. 278 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,640 That's a real possibility. 279 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,760 - You can't beat this. - You really can't. 280 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,880 Costs about 600 pounds a week to do, 281 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,560 but in fact, this is the type of shit that makes your employees 282 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,520 hang around two to three months longer on average. 283 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,960 Which can save a company tens of thousands over a fiscal year 284 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,200 in training and recruitment fees. 285 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,120 Also, people like tacos. 286 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:56,160 How many tacos have you had? 287 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,600 - Oh, actually, I don't-- - Cheers. 288 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,080 Thanks. 289 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,960 [indistinct chatter] 290 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,480 Hey. 291 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:20,240 Hey. Chris. 292 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,640 Remember me? 293 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,000 I'm still legally married to your girlfriend. 294 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,280 Yeah, I remember you. You want a beer? 295 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,680 No, thank you. 296 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:30,120 I just thought we should have a little chat, 297 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,240 because you're spending a fair amount of time in my house with my son, 298 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,880 and I don't care for it. 299 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,280 - Really? - Yeah. 300 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,880 I'm not wild about you. 301 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,920 I suppose you could say I wish you ill. 302 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,280 - Is that right? - Yeah. 303 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,920 Although, you have choices. 304 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:52,320 The good news is that you're at a fork in the road. 305 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,200 One path, the one that I recommend, 306 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,600 could lead to any number of places, 307 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,880 some lovely, some peaceful. 308 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:01,400 - There you go. - Thank you so much. 309 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:04,160 The other path is a bad path. 310 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,080 If you were to choose this path, 311 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:10,000 you better hope the next person to walk it is a forensic dentist, 312 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,920 so they can identify your fuckin' skull, 313 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,600 and your mother has something to bury in the family plot. 314 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,120 Blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah. 315 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,920 [indistinct] 316 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,600 What are you gonna do? 317 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,720 Bring along a little stepladder, climb up on it, 318 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,480 and punch me in the tits to death? 319 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,000 Oh, you can save me the "Braveheart" shit. 320 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,840 Consider your goal achieved. 321 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,960 Some nut job ex interrupting my chicken Caesar wrap? 322 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,720 Fuck that noise. 323 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,120 I was gonna dump her anyway. 324 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,640 Now I don't even have to do that. 325 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,960 Leave Shelly a nice tip. 326 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,720 She's my favorite bartender. 327 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,640 Oh, Dad. 328 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,040 Where's my fuckin'-- 329 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,280 ♪♪ 330 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,520 Why don't I get a fucking letter? 331 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,280 Rob: That's Mike. 332 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,200 He's 28 and he's got four kids. 333 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,400 I think he's, like, Amish or Mormon. 334 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,440 Whichever one of those does that. 335 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,360 [chuckles] What's her name? 336 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,880 Rob: That's Tina. 337 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,200 How much do you think she weighs? 338 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:19,200 I don't know. 70 pounds less than me. 339 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,600 [chuckles] 340 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,920 Okay, so say there's a nuclear attack, right? 341 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,360 And everyone's dropped dead except you and Harita. 342 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,000 How long before you'd fuck her? 343 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,760 I mean, that'd be up to her, because I would never-- 344 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,440 Well, first off, did my wife get killed in this nuclear attack, 345 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,200 because if she wasn't dead, I'd go and try and save her. 346 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,600 No, no, no, your family are dead. They died instantly. 347 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,280 They were vaporized. You know, it's painless. 348 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,840 Oh, then I wouldn't be horny because I'd be sad. 349 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,520 Oh, all right, Morrisey. 350 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,120 [laughs] Fat Morrisey. 351 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,360 Oh, Jesus, come on, man. Fuck, I'm not that fat. 352 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,120 That's like the third thing you'd notice about me. 353 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,560 I mean, first, I'm tall. 354 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,440 Second, I'm very friendly. 355 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,360 And then maybe you'd notice that I'm slightly overweight. 356 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,880 [laughs] Slightly. 357 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,680 So, what's it been like coming back after, you know-- 358 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,600 After Canada? 359 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,920 After you got busted for trying to bone that French girl in your office. 360 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,200 I didn't do anything like that. 361 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,880 - And how do you-- - Oh, no, no, no. 362 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,000 Everyone here knows you got suspended for sexual misconduct. 363 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,760 It was a fuckin' mutually agreed leave of absence, 364 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,240 and a misunderstanding. All right? 365 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,680 Keep your voice down. 366 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,840 Bobby. Cat's out of the bag on this one, mate. 367 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,680 You might as well make lemonade. 368 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,120 [laughing] Hello? 369 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,280 Uh, where you goin'? 370 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,120 I gotta let the babysitter go. 371 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,600 I'd wait half an hour before I fucked Harita. 372 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,440 [sighs] 373 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,280 [indistinct chatter] 374 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,480 Sharon: This happens all the time. 375 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,840 I mean, I get looked over every time. 376 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,080 I'm a good daughter. 377 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,280 I-- I sent Father's Day cards. 378 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,600 I-- I buy the birthday presents. 379 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,760 Do you know how he knows when your birthday is? 380 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,480 - Because I fuckin' tell him. - [scoffs] 381 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,600 I'm the oldest child, I'm the first born. 382 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,240 Dad's known me four more years than he's known Fergal. 383 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,880 Well, maybe he was writing yours and then, you know, 384 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,240 he had a stroke in the middle of it. 385 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,320 Yeah, maybe, but why did he write yours first? 386 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,960 My letter should have come first. 387 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,440 What if the last letter Dad ever writes is to Fergal? 388 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,320 - You're being ridiculous. - No, I'm not. 389 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,880 What's ridiculous is this family not acknowledging the truth. 390 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,960 Mum, I think what Sharon's trying to say is 391 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,120 - we can't handle the truth. - Oh, fuck off, Fergal. 392 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,960 - No, you calm down. - I am calm, 393 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,880 but this is bullshit. 394 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,160 Do you know how it feels to play second fiddle to that prick all my life? 395 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,240 - Hang on. - Do you have any idea 396 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,920 what that does to your confidence? 397 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,200 Do you know how many terrible men I've had to sleep with 398 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,040 because Dad loves that asshole more than me? 399 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,280 Not-- Not many, actually, 400 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,360 but, you know, this is really upsetting. 401 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,880 I'm really upset. 402 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,640 Where's all the-- 403 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,680 Where's all the photos of me and my kids? 404 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:54,840 There's just Fergal's everywhere. 405 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,240 It's like Fergal, Fergal, Fergal. 406 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,040 It's like a fuckin' Fergal shrine in here. 407 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,560 My hand's in that photo and that's it. 408 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,040 Actually, I don't think that is your hand. 409 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,280 You weren't there that day. 410 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,880 You don't send me any photos. 411 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:08,560 Mum, I constantly email you photos of me and the kids. 412 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,160 Yeah, what am I supposed to do with those? 413 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,000 Fergal sends me photographs already framed. 414 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,720 What? 415 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,840 Oh, my God. You're a psychopath. 416 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:20,040 You don't send a 65 year old with dial-up a bunch of jpegs. 417 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,880 That's like asking a fucking haddock 418 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,200 to do a suduki. Sudoku. Whatever the fuck. 419 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,600 It is-- Because he's the son? 420 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,520 Does that make him more important? 421 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,960 I'm going to let you get this out of your system 422 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,440 and go and check on Des. 423 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,080 Or is it because he embezzled money from my husband? 424 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,920 Rob lent me money and I'm paying him back. 425 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,960 Or is it because-- Is it because you're so proud of his bags, 426 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,720 since his actual business went under? 427 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,280 Or is it because he left his wife 428 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,360 because he's scared of Spain? 429 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,880 Mum, I didn't tell you about the business 430 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,320 because I didn't want you to worry about me. 431 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,280 I want you to be proud of me. 432 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,120 I told Sharon because I don't care what she thinks. 433 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,800 And that stuff about Mallandra, 434 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,240 I mean, that was just-- 435 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,200 I didn't mean any of that. You know? 436 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,240 Dad getting sick has changed everything. 437 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,760 I'm going back to Spain. 438 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,320 I just want to sell man bags and be a good dad. 439 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,880 Well, it's all out in the open now. 440 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,880 I am proud of you. I always will be. 441 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,000 He's got drugs hidden under the floorboards in his bedroom. 442 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,400 ♪♪ 443 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,840 - [door opens] - [keys jangling] 444 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,520 Sorry I'm late. 445 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,280 Do you-- Do you have my wallet? 446 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,280 No. 447 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,200 I have it. 448 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,160 You're giving me-- You're giving me too much. 449 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,920 [groaning] 450 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:52,960 You all right? 451 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,800 No, I'm gonna throw up. 452 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,840 - Well, don't lie down. - It's fine. 453 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,800 I'm just gonna re-- relax a little bit, 454 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,320 and do it later. 455 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,640 Do you still need me tomorrow? 456 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,880 Rob. 457 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,920 Did you make pancakes? 458 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,040 Smells like... 459 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:11,400 - fucking good. - No. 460 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,840 Look, Muireann's not long gone to sleep, 461 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,920 so just keep an ear out, yeah? 462 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,320 [baby fussing] 463 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,000 [sighs] 464 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,000 ♪♪ 465 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,520 Don't worry. You slept there. 466 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,960 I slept in Muireann's room. 467 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,880 All right, so the money you overpaid me last night, 468 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,680 just about covers me staying over. 469 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,680 I'll see you later. 470 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,480 You should have a shower, 471 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,720 or walk through a car wash or something. 472 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,160 You really smell. 473 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,000 [door opens] 474 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,200 [sniffing] 475 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,800 Do you want a cup of tea? 476 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,160 Great. I'll have one, too. 477 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,560 I'm sorry. 478 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:34,720 [knocking] 479 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,720 How'd you know where I live? 480 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,680 I've dropped you off here like 25 times. 481 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,800 All right, fair enough. 482 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,200 What do you want? 483 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,160 You left these in Muiranne's room last night. 484 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,600 All right. Thanks. 485 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,520 Listen, I'm really sorry about last night, 486 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,360 and I'm not telling you not to tell Sharon, but-- 487 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,040 I-- I ain't tellin' Sharon. 488 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,960 You think she fuckin' won't kill the messenger? 489 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,640 Right. 490 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,520 And look, um, this isn't a bribe, 491 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,680 uh, or a pay off. 492 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,520 It's just a way to say thank you for-- 493 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:14,880 I mean, what you did last night was-- 494 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,920 I mean, I always thought you were a fine babysitter, 495 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,080 but now I know-- 496 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,680 I can't feel sorry for you. 497 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,000 You know, I missed a date because of you last night. 498 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,200 Oh, man. I'm really sorry. 499 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,720 I-- I mean, you can always go around there now maybe. 500 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,240 Can I? 501 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,680 Or do you think his girlfriend's around there now? 502 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,200 I'm sorry. 503 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,200 I-- 504 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,200 [sighs] 505 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,920 ♪♪ 506 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,720 Daddy. 507 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,680 [knocking] 508 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,640 I need help. 509 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,640 How did you know? 510 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,840 How did I know what? 511 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,920 He's dead. 512 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,080 He died. 513 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,440 - Fergal? - Dad. 514 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,040 My Dad. 515 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,080 Oh, Christ. 516 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,440 Oh, honey. 517 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,880 ♪♪